happy easter xbox

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my cat mazy has been living with us for like 4 years now and my family still hasn’t figured out how to interact with her without getting bitch slapped


the-art-student-in-221c:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

tin-pan-ali:

yungnaota:

bruh

Please watch this video it’s so important.

im laughing so hard im gonna pass out

T HIS IS REALLY IMPOR TANT HOLY S HIT 

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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.



yaoikusama:

take me to the museum. don’t touch me in or around the museum. i’m looking at the art. why are you so horny, it’s like noon and we’re surrounded by kids. 




chess-ka:

A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”

Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”

Then he walked away. What a dude.

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES



poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

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